Buggigzakstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent dog.

Buggigzakstip created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buggigzakstip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Buggigzakstip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Buggigzakstip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Buggigzakstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buggigzakstip.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Buggigzakstip in the centre of the settlement.