Govlitxen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate alligator.

Govlitxen created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Govlitxen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Govlitxen, it will cry a lot.

Govlitxen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Govlitxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.