Raksawkannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong bird.

Raksawkannurt created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksawkannurt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Raksawkannurt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Raksawkannurt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Raksawkannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Raksawkannurt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.