Aflimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, contented sheep.

Aflimhot created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Aflimhot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Aflimhot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Aflimhot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Aflimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing gray skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.

5. You must pray to Aflimhot six times a day.