Danlargpig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, competent camel.

Danlargpig created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danlargpig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danlargpig, he will not care.

Danlargpig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Danlargpig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danlargpig.

2. Never curse while facing north.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.