Catfliswegzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow deer.

Catfliswegzed created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catfliswegzed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catfliswegzed, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Catfliswegzed's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Catfliswegzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Put Catfliswegzed first in all things.

5. Do not bounce in public.