Limbabnul is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise pig.

Limbabnul created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Limbabnul, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limbabnul, she will turn you into a rock.

Limbabnul's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Limbabnul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Limbabnul.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing indigo trousers.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limbabnul.