Tonknur is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody otter.

Tonknur created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonknur, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tonknur, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tonknur's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tonknur's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black coats.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing orange stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your back.