Hubpodfundanmid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise mongoose.

Hubpodfundanmid created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubpodfundanmid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hubpodfundanmid, she will ignore you.

Hubpodfundanmid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hubpodfundanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing yellow dresses and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.

5. Never hurt ants.