Targingapplapflapyarlbap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented salamander.

Targingapplapflapyarlbap created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targingapplapflapyarlbap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targingapplapflapyarlbap, it will turn you into a goat.

Targingapplapflapyarlbap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Targingapplapflapyarlbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Targingapplapflapyarlbap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Worship no other gods but Targingapplapflapyarlbap.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.