Ruttaromin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered whale.

Ruttaromin created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttaromin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttaromin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ruttaromin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ruttaromin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Never gather six foxes near wells.

5. Do not kill bats.