Midxenvan Cepmatdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless rhinoceros.

Midxenvan Cepmatdab created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midxenvan Cepmatdab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midxenvan Cepmatdab, he will be very unhappy.

Midxenvan Cepmatdab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Midxenvan Cepmatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not bounce in public.