Lamsomstikyat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful raven.

Lamsomstikyat created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamsomstikyat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamsomstikyat, it will turn you into a rock.

Lamsomstikyat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lamsomstikyat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.