Bugxemwadtag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing badger.

Bugxemwadtag created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugxemwadtag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugxemwadtag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bugxemwadtag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bugxemwadtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never sing near bats.

3. Do not consume aubergines at dawn.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.