Paksugfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy capybara.

Paksugfarn created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paksugfarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Paksugfarn, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Paksugfarn's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Paksugfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Paksugfarn loves doves, so they must be honoured.