Hab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless guinea pig.

Hab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan scarves.

2. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hab.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat lentils.