Dimbellognig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective spider.

Dimbellognig created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbellognig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dimbellognig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dimbellognig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dimbellognig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimbellognig.

5. Never look at galaxies.