Witbissdid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid bee.

Witbissdid created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witbissdid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Witbissdid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Witbissdid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Witbissdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Witbissdid on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Witbissdid.

5. You must pray to Witbissdid three times a day.