Busxuckjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind giraffe.

Busxuckjon created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Busxuckjon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busxuckjon, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Busxuckjon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Busxuckjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never wear blue skirts.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never eat bark.