Natarflogbugmiltigwotten is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive beaver.

Natarflogbugmiltigwotten created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natarflogbugmiltigwotten, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natarflogbugmiltigwotten, he will strike you with lightening.

Natarflogbugmiltigwotten's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Natarflogbugmiltigwotten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing white shoes and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.