Tabxenwan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome crane.

Tabxenwan created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabxenwan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabxenwan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabxenwan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tabxenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed parsnips to tapirs while wearing shoes.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tabxenwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.