Ponhudmif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous pigeon.

Ponhudmif created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhudmif, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ponhudmif, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ponhudmif's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ponhudmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ponhudmif in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat bananas.