Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lidvabtigflamxuckvedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing stockings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.