Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited dugong.

Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flatnurxucstan Nelbissyarpnuthambadnib Ripxemomin.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not resist fate.