Japmegsadcar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil snail.

Japmegsadcar created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japmegsadcar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Japmegsadcar, he will make you grow a tail.

Japmegsadcar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Japmegsadcar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Japmegsadcar loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Japmegsadcar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.