Fagfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring cobra.

Fagfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Fagfud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fagfud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fagfud's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fagfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Never wear turquoise trousers on sacred days.