Flabmabgom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate bird.

Flabmabgom created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Flabmabgom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabmabgom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flabmabgom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flabmabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.