Rowbimnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless gnu.

Rowbimnig created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbimnig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowbimnig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rowbimnig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rowbimnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Rowbimnig.