Listvignut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical fox.

Listvignut created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Listvignut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listvignut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Listvignut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Listvignut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing mauve skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.

5. Do not shave your feet.