Sugrawrig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish hummingbird.

Sugrawrig created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugrawrig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sugrawrig, she will turn you into a slug.

Sugrawrig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sugrawrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Shun those given to greed.