Cidgenflabfobbag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, loving dingo.

Cidgenflabfobbag created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgenflabfobbag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidgenflabfobbag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cidgenflabfobbag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cidgenflabfobbag's Holy Commandments

1. Cidgenflabfobbag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never talk about stars.