Cetmipmot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing duck.

Cetmipmot created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetmipmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetmipmot, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cetmipmot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cetmipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear skirts marked with cyan.

3. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.