Tabbindid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful wren.

Tabbindid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbindid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabbindid, she will be very unhappy.

Tabbindid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tabbindid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not commit murder.