Cunxenquag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient cat.

Cunxenquag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Cunxenquag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cunxenquag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cunxenquag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cunxenquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cunxenquag.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt mice.