Tettisakflabcud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent mongoose.

Tettisakflabcud created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Tettisakflabcud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettisakflabcud, she will turn you into a goat.

Tettisakflabcud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tettisakflabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not place grapes upon stone.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.