Targfarbod Xucklarnflam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving slug.

Targfarbod Xucklarnflam created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Targfarbod Xucklarnflam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targfarbod Xucklarnflam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targfarbod Xucklarnflam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Targfarbod Xucklarnflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near pigs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from indigo turtles for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the south.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.