Kiknilnur is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, conceited snake.

Kiknilnur created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kiknilnur, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kiknilnur, he will turn you into a rock.

Kiknilnur's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kiknilnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Worship no other gods but Kiknilnur.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kiknilnur on top of all buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat wheat.