Mankembop Fedbigvig
is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail
.
Mankembop Fedbigvig
created an atom four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mankembop Fedbigvig
, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Mankembop Fedbigvig
, she will cry a lot.
Mankembop Fedbigvig's
most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Mankembop Fedbigvig's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Always treat gulls with great respect.
4. Put Mankembop Fedbigvig first in all things.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mankembop Fedbigvig.
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