Flabdapbell is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy tapir.

Flabdapbell created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabdapbell, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabdapbell, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flabdapbell's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Flabdapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabdapbell.

5. Never play with disobedient children.