Lablopvid is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous
wasp.
Lablopvid created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lablopvid, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Lablopvid, he will have a low opinion of you.
Lablopvid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Lablopvid's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Lablopvid loves birds, so they must be respected.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never feed lots of limes to grasshopers while wearing blue dresses.