Lablopvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous wasp.

Lablopvid created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablopvid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lablopvid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lablopvid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lablopvid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Lablopvid loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lots of limes to grasshopers while wearing blue dresses.