Nutlitleg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful shrew.

Nutlitleg created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutlitleg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nutlitleg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutlitleg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nutlitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Nutlitleg four times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.