Wapfitdan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring pig.

Wapfitdan created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfitdan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wapfitdan, she will turn you into a rock.

Wapfitdan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wapfitdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.
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