Cidmiffarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fast camel.

Cidmiffarn created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidmiffarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidmiffarn, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cidmiffarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cidmiffarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Fast once a month.
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