Hondisstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil mongoose.

Hondisstik created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hondisstik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hondisstik, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hondisstik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hondisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hondisstik.

2. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

3. Never feed lots of bread to snails while wearing pink hats.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.