Flapmighan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast narwhal.

Flapmighan created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapmighan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flapmighan, she will turn you into a mole.

Flapmighan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flapmighan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Do not take Flapmighan's name in vain.

3. Never wear purple shorts.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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