Cudvidloop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing chinchilla.

Cudvidloop created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudvidloop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudvidloop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cudvidloop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cudvidloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing gray shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not commit murder.