Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate
crow
.
Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam
created a photon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam
, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam
, he will not care.
Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam's
most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about dark matter.
2. Renbidmut Flowgepxen Cadveencam loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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