Ontrawlip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring goblin.

Ontrawlip created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ontrawlip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ontrawlip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ontrawlip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ontrawlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing pink shoes and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Do not prepare turnips while wearing shirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.