Mobget is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered monkey.

Mobget created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobget, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobget, she will send you a sign.

Mobget's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mobget's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mobget.

2. Always help geese.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Mobget loves moths, so they must be respected.