Sandvil is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking mouse.

Sandvil created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandvil, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sandvil's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sandvil's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandvil.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sandvil in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Sandvil first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.
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