Geptenbod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful mongoose.

Geptenbod created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptenbod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geptenbod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Geptenbod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Geptenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.