Nilvidhun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Nilvidhun created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilvidhun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nilvidhun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nilvidhun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nilvidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear brown skirts.