Bitceppod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate raccoon.

Bitceppod created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bitceppod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bitceppod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bitceppod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bitceppod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never skip near whales.

5. Do not stand on grass.