Tadtam Xindussdub is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, unfair
hamster.
Tadtam Xindussdub created oxygen two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tadtam Xindussdub, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Tadtam Xindussdub, it will strike you with lightening.
Tadtam Xindussdub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Tadtam Xindussdub's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never wear dresses.
3. Do not wear black clothing.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.