Flighamzag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless cat.

Flighamzag created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flighamzag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flighamzag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flighamzag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flighamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing turquoise shorts.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not dye your hair green.