Boglatdonfid is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent
gerbil.
Boglatdonfid created oxygen four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Boglatdonfid, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Boglatdonfid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Boglatdonfid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Boglatdonfid's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not speak about spinach.