Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical wyvern.

Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav, it will turn you into a worm.

Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Davbossciss Sagxemcem Fumyattdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear blue skirts.