Jencunhun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving mole.

Jencunhun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencunhun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jencunhun, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jencunhun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jencunhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

5. Never write about asteroids.