Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent raven.

Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur, she will come to you in dreams.

Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nadbanwan Nellbemnelbudlopnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.