Hakbellquart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate jellyfish.

Hakbellquart created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hakbellquart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hakbellquart, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hakbellquart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hakbellquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Hakbellquart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.