Bentitquim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast ant.

Bentitquim created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentitquim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bentitquim, she will turn you into a snail.

Bentitquim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bentitquim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never jump near sharks.

4. Worship no other gods but Bentitquim.

5. Do not stand on grass.