Cimlogdam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking hydra.

Cimlogdam created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlogdam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cimlogdam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cimlogdam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cimlogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.