Cunflabfid Nelbag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, conceited rat.

Cunflabfid Nelbag created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunflabfid Nelbag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunflabfid Nelbag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cunflabfid Nelbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cunflabfid Nelbag's Holy Commandments

1. Cunflabfid Nelbag loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cunflabfid Nelbag in the centre of the settlement.