Ripcumjen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind ferret.

Ripcumjen created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripcumjen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripcumjen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ripcumjen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ripcumjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing jumpers.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.