Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous squirrel.

Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near pigs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rulsanfig Cutbidpas Fumbuggeppom on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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