Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered donkey.

Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bonkvennatjanhasloopfligbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Never paint your neck white.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never remain bowed at dawn.