Motfarnpon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented hare.

Motfarnpon created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Motfarnpon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Motfarnpon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Motfarnpon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Motfarnpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured mice.