Sandyampang is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unselfish jellyfish.

Sandyampang created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandyampang, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandyampang, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sandyampang's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sandyampang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.