Pinyattstip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest centipede.

Pinyattstip created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinyattstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinyattstip, it will turn you into a rat.

Pinyattstip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pinyattstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing purple dresses and balancing three silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pinyattstip.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing turquoise shirts.